Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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