my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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