Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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