Swine flu. Run for my life!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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