Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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