Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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