My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Randomize
