Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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