his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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