whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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