I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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