yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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