Joe is yelling at the trees again.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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