hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
