: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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