Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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