Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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