Me too!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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