I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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