thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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