u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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