haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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