Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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