what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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