Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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