Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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