on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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