Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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