i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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