new low.... made out with someone while peeing
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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