Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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