my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
handjob tips. give me some.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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