I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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