dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
