Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
