Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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