yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
