Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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