that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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