idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think a kid would responsible me up
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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