How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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