I must be too annoying 4 u.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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