can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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