my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You are a genius and a whore.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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