If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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