i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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