New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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