You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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