ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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