508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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